Recently heard coming from the backseat of the minivan...
Jonathan: Faster, Daddy, faster so you can pass him!
Jonathan: Move over, Daddy, so you can block that truck!
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Recently heard from a five year old on a tricycle...
Jonathan: Say "on your mark, get set, go", Daddy
Daddy: Okay, on your mark, get set, go.
Jonathan: Nooooo, do it the right way.
Daddy: Oh, right. Gentlemen, start your engines. On your mark, get set, go!
Jonathan: Daddy, you forgot to wave the green flag.
Jonathan: Daddy, I need right side tires only.
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Recently heard from a two year old on a tricycle...
Elizabeth: Daddy, I need new tires and gas.
A few seconds later...
Elizabeth: No, Daddy, that's not where the gas goes, it goes in over here.
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Recently heard correcting his Daddy...
Jonathan: You need three flags. Green, yellow, and checkered.
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